As of today I am officially a Mary Kay consultant. It's like a cult. I'm going to earn my self a pink Cadillac and drive that motherfucker around like the asshole I am :)
If anyone knows any ladies that need a beauty consultant that won't bullshit 'em, I'm here! Hahaha. Now I have to go buy black business suits and heels so that women want to be me. I'll be like, fuck yeah bitches, I'll spread the pretty.
Once I get my products in the mail and a business plan fingered out I'll post my phone # here, since it will now be considered a business phone. I can do long distance consulting, if you or someone you know is not being currently represented by a Mary Kay consultant. Apparently reputation and territory are big topics ya don't fuck with.